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The Virginia Slim Massacre

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
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Massachusetts Sleigh Ride

A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.
Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?
by FyoCuK September 28, 2010
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moot massage

My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.
Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.

Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."
by Ms Bindy July 6, 2008
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Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.
A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.
by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004
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text massages

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage
"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"
by Jennifer Goldberg March 8, 2008
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Massapequa

massapequa is the shyt
Massapequa = The Shyt
by oot April 29, 2005
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massapequa

Anyone from Massapequa is better than anyone from Farmingdale....Farmingdale is comprized of lil fucks who like to think they are better than us
Yo pequa juss anally raped Farmingdale in that Lax Game.
by oot February 17, 2005
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