The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit
by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019

Someone who has a problem with alcohol and also likes team sports. The term is associated with a pink complexion resembling a ham.
by 5lesbianskissing December 31, 2022

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.
“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.
“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.
by the75thpotus September 7, 2019

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.
by k'rk November 21, 2023

A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.
The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.
Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
by ACunny November 5, 2023
