Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
mugGet the Clean ladmug.

Confey lads

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit
by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019
mugGet the Confey ladsmug.

Lad

Someone who has a problem with alcohol and also likes team sports. The term is associated with a pink complexion resembling a ham.
by 5lesbianskissing December 31, 2022
mugGet the Ladmug.

Gym lad

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.

“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.
by the75thpotus September 7, 2019
mugGet the Gym ladmug.

pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.
Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad
by k'rk November 21, 2023
mugGet the pond ladmug.

The Lads

A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.
The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.

Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
by ACunny November 5, 2023
mugGet the The Ladsmug.

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