Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Get the Jonathan Michael McKenziemug. A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.
by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021
Get the jonathanmug. by Laféedesdents April 24, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020
Get the Grandfather Jonathanmug. A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
by vanderHill June 28, 2021
Get the jonathan creekmug. The realist nigga in the world,always putting people before him but needs to stop sometimes.hes handsome,loyal and a young gentleman man.deep down he’s a lover boy but doesn’t seem to find the right one ,
Jonathan the king
by Hugh hefena March 27, 2025
Get the Jonathanmug. the most incredible, handsome, and the strongest guy i’ve ever met, i wouldn’t trade him the world, he makes me feel like the luckiest girlfriend in the world and he’s so perfect
i love you forever Jonathan
by y0urf4vgf November 1, 2023
Get the Jonathanmug.