Jon

Someone that typically relies on other to carry him to victory.

That warzone player is a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020

Jon

A simp

Man Jon is such a simp for Brittany

by Jonisasimp March 17, 2020

Jon mellor

A boring person

S/he is such a Jon mellor

by Bjlips2684 November 26, 2021

Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.

I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.

by Renewables July 5, 2022

jon

teen is a no no

a jon is not a teen likeer

by tristan69669696969 June 16, 2022

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 13, 2022