Italian sandpaper

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.

1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

by slowly healing August 29, 2019

Italian Restraint

It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta

It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta

by EMADcarey August 6, 2017

The Italian twist

When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick

Yo bro did you hear Sam did the Italian twist with Cary, shit was crazy

by Jenniferlopezestoe February 22, 2022

Italian Applesauce

It's where one person vomits into a cup, then spreads it evenly over their partner's private region, and ends it with a classic Italian chef's kiss.

"So last night Jessica took me back to her place, and she let me do the Italian Applesauce on her."

"Bro, that's so sick!

by VestricTamer May 27, 2023

Italian Stallion

A male horse that is Italian in origin

"Wow bro, check out that Italian Stallion"
"Yeah man, his dick is massive"
"No you fucking cunt, that male horse in which is Italian in origin"

by The Big Bloke November 5, 2018

Italian job

Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping

My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally

by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019

Italian haircut

When you rip out a clump of a bitches hair out in a fight

I had too much to drink and when I woke up I realized I somebody had given me an Italian haircut.

by CosmiClovers December 2, 2022