Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop
Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow
by Mojojo August 17, 2015
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him hurt

When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way
boy : say girl lemme get yo number

girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye

boy: man whateva you ugly anyway

girl: owww him hurt

(Laughs)
by saltyfries January 20, 2016
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Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo
HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN
by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 29, 2020
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my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle
by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018
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Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2023
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hurt eyesocket

you’re gonna hurt eyesocket
by ulikebuttstuff44 April 16, 2022
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William Hurt You

When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.
you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”
by AllyConda March 06, 2024
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