Butt hurt

When someone gets offended over the smallest things like the fucking snowflake they are.

Mike got butt hurt when Joshua stole his bitch

by Gay jew lolol February 5, 2021

Butt Hurt

Angry

She got butt hurt when she saw her man talking to his ex.

by Dank Father August 13, 2017

Hurted

A past tense version of the word hurt.

Ouchy, that hurted.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017

Flirt and hurt

when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.

Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else

by SaltContaier August 12, 2019

Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024