David: I just fucked my girlfriend!
David: Now I'll watch my favorite show-
Serena: Sorry to say but, your favorite show is canceled.
David: Now I'll watch my favorite show-
Serena: Sorry to say but, your favorite show is canceled.
by Tamago2474 November 12, 2019

The first thing you would say after you realise you haven't done your homework and you are already at school.
by genius341 November 28, 2018

Im going to FUCK samantha.
by i though you were american June 2, 2019

you can fuck some one, u can fucking put fuck in front of fucking every thing, you can give fucks... I don’t really give a fuck though. You can put fuck infront of a verb, like I’m really fucking high. there’s a holy fuck too. So fucks fucking awesome
by indi truitt November 17, 2018

by ARAT14 July 20, 2020
