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getting Comcasted

A. Losing connection or experiencing an extreme LAG spike at a pivotal moment when you need your internet to work, such as a boss fight in an online game or during a big presentation over zoom.

B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"
Hey guys! Sorry I caused us to wipe and lose hours of raid progress - I keep getting Comcasted.

My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...
by Tamilder April 15, 2021
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a cosmic smug

a very smug smug, cosmic you could say.
smug is also a tsundere
smug is my grinding bird
a cosmic smug
by big daddy nash May 21, 2021
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The cosmic cast

Ash was previously in this location
by Catlyst May 24, 2021
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The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable
Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
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The Cosmic Viper Special

The act of sagging one’s cargo pants or someone else ripping their jeans and then trying to sue them on a school device.
I walked into school and someone gave me the cosmic viper special.
by SangMfa February 25, 2026
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lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025
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Made of the same cosmic dust

Inspired by Pidges line in Voltron legendary defenders, how ultimately we are all equal and are all made of the same particles and data then everything else that has, is and will ever exist in the fathomable universe.
"It can be said that everyone and everything is Made of the same cosmic dust"
by Rowrotom December 14, 2025
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