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Canada's History

uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover

idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
by ZK1987 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
Canada's History is very difficult to do.
by RedPanda0112358 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010
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canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.
i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.
by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010
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Canada's History

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.
by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010
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canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"
by NDGambella February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010
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