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Cougar Senior

A senior girl in high school who dates younger students, or is even into them or even flirts with them.
Jamal: Hey Bryan you see that senior girl Brianna over there
Bryan: Yeah bro what about her
Jamal: Well shes a cougar senior, yesterday I saw her making out with Aiden, a freshman kid, in the hallway after school.
Bryan: Dammmmmmmn, shes definitely a cougar senior.
by Lil Taiga Husky May 26, 2023
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Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
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Cougar

Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older
-Wow look at that cougar!

- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?
by Not good at soccer March 9, 2022
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cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.
boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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Cougar

Lauren's mum
Lauren's mum is such a cougar she invited me to sleep in her bed
by Wuglas April 13, 2023
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Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
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