Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

classic

In modern urban Scotland, it possibly just means "great" or "nice," with a hint of "thanks." Similar to "cheers."

"Anyone got a pen?" "I've got one; here you go." "Oh, classic!"

by ScottySplunge December 8, 2015

Classic tita

(adj.) People who thinking about yed all day.

josh: Do yo know that guy jefff ? He so horny he keep taking about yed hee dog and hee cat everyday even Buddhist Holy day can't stop him .I really don't get it
peter : that just a classic tita

by red prof June 24, 2021

Boonta Eve Classic

Whenever a man or a woman is on top during sexual intercourse and shouts, "Now this is podracing!"

"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."

by That_Sheetz_Guy May 30, 2018

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

classic gilroy

An action or event that results in last minute cancellation or abandonment.

He disappeared when everyone expected him to come. What a classic gilroy moment.

Guys, I will activate classic gilroy for now because of an emergency.

by magnafanta_app March 3, 2024

Classical hug

Classical hug is a gay sex position where they hug from the back and analy penetrate at the same time, then squeeze the balls so I make violin like noises

Ay bro, can I get a classical hug

by Grass boy February 13, 2021