When it's cold outside or you are in a situation where your nuts shrivel up into one condensed sac. Normally used when chillin with the niggas. Highly embarrassing in certain situations.
Man 1: "Fuck man, it's needle nuts nigga hours."
Man 2: "For real, I can't let my woman see me like this!"
Man 2: "For real, I can't let my woman see me like this!"
by Grizzly Wintergreen LONG CUT February 17, 2019
3 Nut - The action by which a male ejaculates 3 times in quick succession. (A rare but fascinating experience).
Charlie: I did a 3 nut yesterday all over that girl.
Luke: How did she react?
Charlie: She loved my 3 nut!
Luke: How did she react?
Charlie: She loved my 3 nut!
by Iwilleatyou February 09, 2015
When a male is about to bust a fat nut
by Probably Dank April 21, 2018
This is when you take a shit, and it is so long that it tickles the back of your nutsac as it comes out.
by Toolrulez March 21, 2009
by NagasakiNutDefinor March 25, 2021
Self-Nutted;
*Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums.
In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
*Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums.
In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...
Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"
Reply: "OMFG, you just Self-Nutted..."
Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"
Reply: "OMFG, you just Self-Nutted..."
by Money$Shot November 10, 2010
Those sneaky little bastards that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they're white chocolate chips.
With my mouth watering, I bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts.
by DaFink January 18, 2011