Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Alan

Alan a dude who’s the biggest simp for a girl named Raven

Did you see Alan simping for Raven

by random user79 July 9, 2020

Alan

monki porn watcher
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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?

by hfdsiofsdjipovnkljohetyetyjhio February 18, 2023

Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.

Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.

by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024

Alan alkadoo

man with a huge Cock

Oh wow is that Alan alkadoo wow alan big pp

by Alan Alkadoo lover November 23, 2021

Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Alan

Alan is Handsome,smart, Funny, athletic,Smart, and good with the girls. He can be nice when he chooses it and bad when he wants to. He is great leader when it comes to sports and the best player. He is really funny when he is around his friends.Everyone loves his body and hair. He is a really awsome dude.

When Alan sees someone sad, Alan turns funny so that person will be happy.

by Fr3sh.b11 April 30, 2018