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Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.
by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024
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The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
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Lincoln

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.
by trosa456 February 10, 2025
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Lincoln C Hope

a extremely hot guy with a huge dick that's good at sport and has lots of friends
by hoops69 August 14, 2019
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Lincoln

Lincoln is an asshole.
by LincolnHalligan February 29, 2024
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Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022
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Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.
Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night
by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024
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