Muddy Poodle 

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

Muddy Poodle by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013

Muddy Chaplin 

The sexual act of having someone take your own feces and smear it across your upper lip after violating you with rigorous anal sex, causing you to walk like Charlie Chaplin the next day. This will also result in a brown staining of the upper lip for the next 48 to 72 hours. The act is typically committed against other males while passed out drunk, and although common, not necessarily committed solely by fraternity brothers.

As Jon woke from his drunken stupor, he pulled up his boxers and waddled to the mirror, staring at his stained upper lip. He knew without doubt his roommate Greg had given him a Muddy Chaplin.

Muddy Chaplin by Bullfrog productionz May 19, 2014

muddy lobster 

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

muddy lobster by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014

Muddy Mississippi 

Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.

Last night I got a muddy Mississippi and my hair has never been the same

Muddy Mississippi by Adam c January 9, 2015

Muddy Trench 

Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.

I got nice and sloppy all up in that muddy trench.

Muddy Trench by chzmn January 8, 2016

muddy Texas winged prodding 

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

muddy Texas winged prodding by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018

Muddy marsh 

Involves a human tongue, at least two fingers, a bearded trapper and some hand goop.

I still feel squishy after that round of muddy marsh.

Muddy marsh by mhpbutnot November 30, 2018