Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench by Strafferen September 16, 2009
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miss me with that straight shit
When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.
Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit
miss me with that straight shit by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019
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have sex with me bitch
The way of trying to force someone into having sex with you. Or in more modern terms, fucking you. If you use this phrase it could scare the person off, or make them more interested. Just don’t try this please-
Scared partner version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: AHHH NOOOO NOT NOWW
The Interested Parter Version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: Okay, when? Now? Later? Whenever you want~.
The Interested Parter Version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: Okay, when? Now? Later? Whenever you want~.
have sex with me bitch by thatonepansexualgamer July 5, 2022
gag me with a spoon
gag me with a spoon by hug6trees August 3, 2009
miss me with that straight shit
When you're a demisexual or asexual and some guy or girl that you've never probably talked to in forever, or your opposite gendered friend just hits you with some out of the blue flirt, hand hold or some b.s. when you're just casually chatting and walking.
Person 1, presumably a girl: It's been forever since we talked! You look so different now, but in a good way.
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)
miss me with that straight shit by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019
Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise
While Roman was letting his daughter ride his quarter horse it started hurting so he said Don't get saucey with me bernise
Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise by Fucking beast July 30, 2008
gag me with a shovel
See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.
gag me with a shovel by Underground Boy January 18, 2016