weezeed

Smoking so much fucking weed that you travel to a whole different universe

“Dude I’m fucking Weezeed!”

by Lily Muñoz May 19, 2018

pull-a-weeze

when someone talks about doing something stupid then does the act soon after accidentally.

what if i were to jump over the cliff?
that would be really stupid!
i wonder whats down there...(falling and screaming)OH SHIT!!!!! help me man!!
Ha! i knew you were going to pull-a-weeze!...oh snap...

by Ann Louise March 4, 2007

Weezing

The act of you becoming one with the Weezer. The way you become one with the Weezer is from intensely Weezabaiting, for hours at a time. You go to a plain of existing that can not be described by any mortal. You feel immortal, a goon to the Weezer. Weezer is the only thing you can comprehend and you continue with a expression best described as a wheezing age. Becoming one with the Weezer.

Guy 1: hey man where were you last night, the party was sick I was so stoked, I was so undone, like a sweater.
Guy 2: sorry man I was I was entranced in a hardcore Weezing session, I just couldn't stop listening.
Guy 1: you have a problem.

by WazabaWeezer December 27, 2023

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

weez

(verb)
weez, weezing
1. to combust and air comes out at the same time (sexual)

I can make you weez somewhere else 😏😏😏

by eggdeviled January 15, 2025

the weeze

A male prostitute that has a tendencies towards rim jobs for Zimma.

The weeze is realy gobblin o rings to get that goober goo.

by trill clinton May 17, 2014