Vain wank

Wanking while getting off by looking at yourself in the mirror instead of at porn.

He was so in love with himself that instead of looking at porn he had a vain wank.

by JakeShears June 17, 2021

vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.

“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”

by shaolint July 19, 2023

Vaine

Vaine is the name of the coolest and hottest streamer ever. She streams with her friends one the cool kids smp. She uses she/her as well.

“have you watched vaine’s recent stream”
“who's vaine?”
“shes the coolest streamer ever”

by vainethecoolkid November 28, 2021

Vainful

Acts of vanity when feeling shameful of doing such.

Depp was vainful in that trial.

by Pocidum July 25, 2022