underwear soup

the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.

after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.

by antos ontopolots May 15, 2008

Underwear Developer

A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.

Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.

by neurofluid February 4, 2010

underwear voodoo

Acquiring someones underwear in order to bind that person to you sexually through personal scent, bodily juices and sexual mojo.

Dude, I totally stole her underwear after wear fucked last nite. I'm going to be performing some serious underwear voodoo tonight when I'm at home by myself.

by RdEx August 17, 2011

underwear pancake

When you poop a solid turd and sit down on it for a while. You go to the bathroom to remove it and it looks like a flapjack.

Wow THIS is embarrassing; I think I've created an underwear pancake.

by UnderwearPancakeThief April 16, 2016

Underwear Karate

This is when you are either feeling tired, are stoned, or are just feeling like doing "karate". This is a very broad term that can be used for anything ranging from a kid who thinks they are doing karate well saying a bunch of "hi-ya" this and "hi-ya" that until they eventually hurt somebody and their parent tells them to stop, to a professional karate master just feeling like doing karate in the hallway on their way to get coffee.

I saw my brother doing underwear karate in his room through a crack in his door.

by DarthBesork May 18, 2021

Underwear of Turin

When you put your underwear on after a sex without cleaning your genitals and leave an image of your junk in them. Then you use them to prove to your friends that you got laid.

Mike: Hey Benny, can you not leave your Mike: “underwear of Turin” on the bathroom floor, no ones impressed that you got laid last night!

Benny: well you should be, it was your Mom!

by buddhiistboy June 18, 2021

underwear amnesia

Almost exclusively attributed to females who go out in public having 'forgotten' to put on their underwear, specifically their knickers / panties. It is often suggested that they do this purely to shock or to draw attention to themselves, particularly when exiting cars or deliberately bending over, for publicity or other reasons.

Several celebrities are said to have suffered from this problem on various occasions, in particular Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Underwear amnesia is not to be confused with going commando which is where someone, male or female, deliberately does not wear any underwear as a matter of personal choice for comfort, hygiene or other reasons, the difference being that people going commando will not deliberately seek to draw attention to the fact that they are not wearing underwear.

The movie character Catherine Tramell, played by award-winning actress Sharon Stone in the 1992 movie 'Basic Instinct', famously suffered from underwear amnesia, as we discovered in the leg-crossing scene during her interrogation at the police station.

by rjcoffshore August 10, 2014