tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

Tombstone Pile Driver

A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.

A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”

Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”

by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019

tombstone chillin in a volkswagen

when you sit in a little ass car and smoke down so much you litterally cant breath anymore.

when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"

by tiny peeps January 28, 2009

Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals

Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling

by goldust January 14, 2009

tombstoned

elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once

so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him

by sizzleback May 17, 2014

Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background

"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"

by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021

Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025