tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD December 06, 2015

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tombstone chillin in a volkswagen

when you sit in a little ass car and smoke down so much you litterally cant breath anymore.

when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"

by tiny peeps January 28, 2009

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Tombstone Pile Driver

A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.

A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”

Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”

by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019

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