When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
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Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.
Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
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In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
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