cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.

"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"

by Greg Proops April 22, 2008

Cranberry Pancakes

When having intercourse a mans testicles get squished so badly they become flat and bloody therefor they look like “cranberry pancakes”

“my cranberries are now a pancake”

“last night was wild she made my cranberries turn into a pancake”
cranberry pancakes

by cranberrylover May 28, 2018

Dubai Cranberry

When a woman or man eats the dingleberries or toilet paper matter that is left dangling on the hair of the ass.

After taking part in a dubai cranberry, Cindy felt the need to floss her teeth.

by Scratchyitch November 19, 2012

cranberry sprite

Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.

Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.

by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018

Cranberry Goose

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious

-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa

by Number1Napper March 15, 2007

Cranberry Cobbler

A sexual term meaning when you use your foot to pleasure a woman who is on their period.

I have to take a shower, I just gave my girlfriend a cranberry cobbler.

by Foot Slave February 13, 2013

Sprite Cranberry

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry?

by Patroneme January 11, 2019