Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

Applebee

Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.

Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.

by GroomedIntoTheSweetieSquad September 26, 2018

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Applebee's

Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date

An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.

by Midwesternmomma March 1, 2024