Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 10, 2009

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker

by Sabre-Nerfbat October 19, 2018

tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.

"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"

by Big Frek November 3, 2018

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

slurry tanker

Like a chunder dragon but from your ass. When you have diarrhoea, get down on all 4's and let your shit spread like a slurry tank.

Did you hear about Chloe at the party? She mixed drinks with her drugs and a slurry tanker in front of mark's parents.

by Lizzie killed Dianna November 24, 2017

Piel Tanker

1) An irritating, obnoxious or over powered tank class/type player in any video game.

2) Someone who can take a lot of damage/Piel(Dick) from multiple people.

It's a cross between a ho and a tank class player.

Don't be a Piel Tanker

Your such a Piel Tanker

by SasukeCOZA March 7, 2021

TANKER

the sexiest man alive, he gets all the bitches

Person: TANKER is so hot
June: i know, now back off

by sleepyjune September 18, 2022