Swede Dick

So if you really really nice you get that swede dick in the back of ikea.

Hot Dood: Soo wanna go ikea?
Hot Grill: For some Swede Dick?

by AARON FAT CHODE November 15, 2017

Pussy Money Swedes

The absolute coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking.

"Dude, Pussy Money Swedes is the coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking. Guys want to be him and girls want to be his gf. I heard Abraham Lincoln once dreamed of him."

by Pussy_Money_Swedes March 17, 2015

does my swede in

Term used to describe a task or person that really messes with your head

learning MySQL really does my swede in!
that girl is nice to look at but boy does she do my swede in

by BBok666 August 23, 2017

bake smb's swede

To irritate, to get on smb's nerves

That birdie's bakin' me fakking swede, mush! To bake smb's swede is to twist their melon, man!

by kevolution April 18, 2009

do my swede in

to get on somebody's nerves

Cabbies do my swede in with their mobies on all the time.

by ehrhard April 25, 2006

cwm taff swede

A thick dopey welsh person with an abnormally large head.

'Derr, Dai got an 'ead like a fuckin' cwm taff swede'

by 1 4 for cookery basket like January 02, 2010

chubby swede

a fat swedish negro. such a negro would have sexual relations with a jar of nutella at any moment.

man that swedish negro over there is a real chubby swede.

by Sheniqua-Tiger-7 March 13, 2008