by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022
Get the Squiremug. When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”
by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020
Get the King’s Squiremug. by Methed-Up April 24, 2019
Get the Country Squire Lakesmug. 1. A low budget person who is basic.
2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.
2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.
Jill: O MG! That guitar salesman told me Epiphone is just as good as a proper Les Paul!
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.
by 2littlebooboos January 20, 2024
Get the Squire levelmug. by ApolloandStamp July 30, 2020
Get the Squiremug. by jojoman235 November 18, 2017
Get the squiresmug. Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."
*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*
Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."
*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*
Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
Get the Squiredmug.