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schnoggin

Anyone got a schnoggin?
by Pimp Masta J August 25, 2003
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schloggin

Most distal segment of corpus spongiosum. Also known as the "glans penis" or "head of the penis".

A portmanteau of "schlong" (Yiddish lit. "snake") and "noggin".
You're going to be so busted if you don't quit thinking with your schloggin and focus.
by Sir Rockefeller F. York January 11, 2012
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.
When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.
by jogow January 9, 2014
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Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.
He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.
by Kei88 May 18, 2017
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Shogging

Running to your local shops, buying shit, then running back home again
I'm off shogging
by Ian Hump February 25, 2018
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Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.
Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!
by TheAlienET April 13, 2019
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