Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
Get the apache scalping partymug. by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
Get the South side scalpingmug. Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
by Realniqqr May 28, 2018
Get the Scalpedmug. Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
by millzio January 1, 2023
Get the Scalpmug. Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.
"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
by Paws92 May 21, 2023
Get the Reverse-scalpmug. v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
Get the muff scalpingmug. When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.
by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025
Get the Scalpingmug.