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apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.
Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
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South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.
I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.
by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
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Scalped

When own part a girls hair and put ur dick on their scalp and they move up and down
Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
by Realniqqr May 28, 2018
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Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.
Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.
by millzio January 1, 2023
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Reverse-scalp

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.
"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".

"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
by Paws92 May 21, 2023
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muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
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Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.
You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin
by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025
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