A physical reaction characterized by the involuntary spewing or release of bodily or other fluids from any body orifice triggered by hearing an extremely funny or shocking sarcastic comment or joke.
"Oh, my god! That comic tore that heckler apart. I think I peed a little!"
"Dude, you had a sargasm."
"Dude, you had a sargasm."
by Doctor Deep September 23, 2011

"Oh yeah keep rubbing that spot"
"I really enjoy that"
"Oh no um not doing a sargasm, I really enjoy this"
"I really enjoy that"
"Oh no um not doing a sargasm, I really enjoy this"
by saggy_fap_face April 18, 2017

by RanMan318 May 26, 2022

1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.
2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-
2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-
Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?
John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?
Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.
John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?
Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.
by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012
