My life experiences have shaped my opinion and my outlook on life. Your life experiences have really screwed with your head.
Your reality is not my reality" can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: "What the hell are you thinking?" -or- "You and I do not see eye-to-eye" -or- "it's not my fault you have a hole in your neck - why are you grossing me out with your stop smoking commercial?
by Mr. sluggo February 21, 2011
Get the Your reality is not my realitymug. A truly saddening development of modern media. Programming which lacks any redeeming social, intellectual or moral value but is nonetheless poigniant in a macabre way due to the reflection it offers of a rapidly declining western culture. Primarily watched by mindless, brainwashed Americans who are long since bereft of any intelligent thought or recognizable human values (greed and self-interest notwithstanding).
Reality TV is one of the major reasons I decided to stop watching television entirely. That, and the fact that every news station in the country is owned by a very small number of rich white males who have absolutely no vested interest whatsoever in educating the public, offering useful information, or doing anything other than making more money than any human being could possibly have practical use for over several lifetimes.
by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005
Get the Reality TVmug. by darkfable April 18, 2011
Get the Augmented realitymug. Augmented Reality, is the technology used in Pokémon Go and in the ARknet social media app.
You can create ArKs which are floating interactive pictures only visible around you when using your smartphones.📱
You can create ArKs which are floating interactive pictures only visible around you when using your smartphones.📱
by 69Love August 10, 2019
Get the Augmented Realitymug. Reality Engineer
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
Fred: Dude did you see when that reality engineer bent that spoon with his freaking mind?
George: Yeah man that was sick!
Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
George: Yeah man that was sick!
Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
by Mr. E. Mann. June 6, 2013
Get the Reality Engineermug. by Anonymous September 9, 2003
Get the reality tvmug. by Oshkin April 23, 2018
Get the your realitymug.