Premium Bondage

To have bondage involving dairy products.

I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.

by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006

premium white

Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.

"God damn! i'd wreck that chick, puncture holes and top her up with premium white"

by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

Premium Wifi

Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017

Premium Unleaded

Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex

-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.

by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004

Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016

Premium Mench

Premium Mench- food of the upmost quality. However, this does not only apply to fine dining. If you find yourself to be high or intoxicated, any food that can satisfy your craving in such a way that you loose the ability to speak can be considered as well.

Guy 1: Hey heard you are going out for Chad's birthday.
Guy 2: Yeah we are gonna get some premium mench.

Guy 1: MMEEEENNCCHH

by Leah Biasi July 1, 2019

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019