the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 11, 2013
by frank martin mary January 3, 2012
bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"
door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"
door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"
by wtf what name isnt being used? July 12, 2011
Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear
by James K. Poke March 29, 2011
A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.
by Impeachinator April 14, 2011
When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.
by Purple balls of fire April 19, 2010