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Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
mugGet the Polar Bear Rapemug.

Rapist Polar Bear

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.
bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"
mugGet the Rapist Polar Bearmug.

Sticky Polar Bear

When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.
Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear
by James K. Poke April 15, 2011
mugGet the Sticky Polar Bearmug.

Polar Bear Paw

A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.
Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.
by Impeachinator May 2, 2011
mugGet the Polar Bear Pawmug.

Purple Polar Bear

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.
Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.
by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010
mugGet the Purple Polar Bearmug.

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
mugGet the Beached polar bearmug.

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