(n) A disorder where the affected person suffers a spontaneous bout of sleep while shopping and then commits the crime of shoplifting, typically having no memory of the crime if/when confronted. Legitimate cases are quite rare and the condition is generally seen as a laughable excuse for committing theft.
Danielle Stella, Republican candidate for Congress and QAnon believer, claims that due to PTSD she has no memory of shoplifting items from Target and only recalls walking into the store. It is unclear if she has been formally diagnosed as suffering from narcoklepsy.
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narcoslepsy
(noun, slang)
Pronounced: narcos-lepsy /ˈnɑ r.kəʊsˌlɛp.si/
A condition of the soul. When someone’s off the drugs, out of the game, but the game is never out of them. They look chill, reformed, even clean — but deep down, they’re wired for the hustle.
It’s the dormant addiction, the street-coded reflexes, the ghost of their past life whispering, “Just one more.”
(noun, slang)
Pronounced: narcos-lepsy /ˈnɑ r.kəʊsˌlɛp.si/
A condition of the soul. When someone’s off the drugs, out of the game, but the game is never out of them. They look chill, reformed, even clean — but deep down, they’re wired for the hustle.
It’s the dormant addiction, the street-coded reflexes, the ghost of their past life whispering, “Just one more.”
"He’s been sober for years, but the way he eyes the money, the risk, the thrill? Bro’s got straight-up narcoslepsy. It's just sleeping — not dead."
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