It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
me: "moving dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
by freaking kid October 30, 2021
Get the Move dickmug. When you like something that you want to buy, but you don't like it a enough to pay for it yourself.
" I want to get this water bottle, but I don't like it enough to pay for it my self."
"bro that's a DICK MOVE."
"bro that's a DICK MOVE."
by LV TV July 31, 2024
Get the Dick Movemug.