minga

An english slang for a bitch, or an idiot, as in a funny way.

i hate you but i love ya. MINGA!

by mr...craze September 29, 2011

minga

1. Gumbys Sister
2. A girl who is hideous and usually looks as though a pumpkin has been smashed in her face and a g-clamp it the only thing holding her face in place.

Ohh dammit..that is not a ganga thats a minga! shit she is so mongies

by ELFoffskuies November 5, 2006

Minghawk

The minghawk is a beast that rears it's ugly and vengefull head usually around two-three hours after you've woken up from a nights debauchary. Sure, the first two hours are fun, "what did we do last night?" "did we really snort it all?" "dude, that chick had a cock!!" then around 11.30am, the gnawing in your stomach starts, your head gets fuzzy, an irrational paranoia consumes you. you realise that no matter how much water you drink, your mouth tastes like wool, you hate yourself and your stupid ass friends, and the drugs that made you this way "never again" you proclaim! and her work is done, making stuff that feels so very very good the night before, feel so very very bad the morning after

she's got me man

who?

the minghawk.

rough man, stick in there, you want a pop tart?

by ruaridh August 13, 2006

Minga

Minga is a female - very stinky herb.
Munga is male-a very stinky herb.

Like your face

Girl "Omg you're such a munga!!!!!!"
Boy " Excuse me, you're the only minga i see here!!!"
Girl "Well duh, im the only minga here cos your a guy and you cant be a minga!"
Boy "........."
Girl "YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!"
Boy " >:("
Girl "Need some ice for that burn?"
Boy "grrrrrrrr you minga!!!"
Girl "So's your face"

by NonMinga November 7, 2011

mingewhore

Noun describing one who is particularly adept and munching on hairy cunts. Can also be used to describe one whose behaviour is that of a right arse-barking twat.

That Jillian's been a right period-pain mingewhore all cunting week.

by The Dee September 16, 2005

Mingaboo

The rival to the Qingaboo, will praise the Ming dynasty of China and its emperors at any given opportunity. Despises both communist China and Taiwan and wants a return to the Chinese monarchy, also not very fond of the Yuan.

Qingaboo: "You're a Mingaboo!"
Mingaboo: "You're a barbarian!"
Qingaboo: "Wow, fuck you!"

by anonymous April 18, 2022

minga

Mugly person. Person who's height exceeds their looks. It is not a good thing to be minga as "hot people will look down on you.

Damm shes a minga, often happens when mugly or "minga" person walks past a group of people

by Thomas the man February 2, 2005