Matty

Simply the most over-used and cliche name in England. Practically everyone is called it. Most of the thumbs down for this will be from people called Matty.

Yo Matty!
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by bacterfsf September 17, 2010

Matty

To change the rules of a competition for your own personal gain.

Did you rig the footy tips so that you would win? You got me I pulled a Matty.

by Jakes12 September 04, 2006

matti

Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

and

A person who Masturbates after seeing Titties.
or
A person who Masturbates after seeing Testicles.

"Wow, that guy is a noob, he's like matti, and matti is a noob"

by johndoe2345678 September 26, 2009

Matty

Thinks he knows everything but tom showed him all he knows he also has a fetish for polos

Did you no

Matty yh i no

by Dollar October 23, 2019

Matty

Very good Architecture Boi. Used to have the best lettuce but now he looks like a boob.

That Boy used to have nice hair and now he mattyied himself

by DJlitness November 19, 2018

Matty

A right crack head, will do anything for it.

"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!"

Matty

by Charlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 20, 2009

Matti

A genius flamboyant boy of skill and intelligence with an amazing heart filled with positivity and undying love. A jack of all trades.

How wonderful Matti

by Gudman October 16, 2019