Martha

Usually a stupid bitchy teenager who has an extremely bad attitude towards everyone she meets. She will steal friends away from you, interrupt conversations, and dresses like a whore. Did I mention she's acts like she's popular and is rude as well? Oh, and she's very clingy.

Person: Hey who s that?

Person 2: The purge is coming.

Martha: *walking down with high heels, short shorts, a very showy top, and her weave in a bun* OH MY GOD LIKE GURLEEN IS SO CUTE WITH HIS JEWISH HAIRCUT. *texting some rapist or hooker*

Me: ...GURLEEN RUN.

by Slitdick :) January 31, 2015

Martha

The most stweetest and cutest girl you've ever seen but once you get to know her shes a fucking barbie. its funny how she thinks shes hot shit because shes "cute" but she really isn't. shes a fucking fake bitch.

"that girl is a fake, what a Martha."

by fabcsd June 7, 2013

Martha

A ginger girl, very tall, skinny and definitely not strawberry blonde, she kinda intelligent but normally has no common sense. If eat food infront of her she will always take it.

If a ginger walked past you could call her a Martha

by AnnoyingOrangeisag March 1, 2019

Martha

A good friend would never ditch you. Obsessed with boys. Weird yet amazing. And is always eating hummus and pepper wraps

Oh damm it’s martha

by Izzy1359 June 24, 2019

Martha

Abnormal, plan changer, weirdo, a person that sees no wrong in herself

Please can you look after eadie tonight and I'll take her to school in the morning....
Ok
Can you take her to school instead?
No
You're abnormal
Excuse me???
You're the Martha here

by Ann1mac October 4, 2017

Martha

She is a popular girl for either being kind or mean you wouldn’t want her as a best friend because she will most likely let you down and her looks are regular not gorgeous but not ugly.

“Wow Martha’s so popular”

“Ugh Martha left me to hangout with the boys”

by Martha sucks October 9, 2020

Martha

An alcoholic woman who only drinks, because her husband can’t stop drinking. When they’re both drunk all hell is loose. They both can’t handle alcohol. Especially Martha, who hates to admit she’s the worst kind of drunk. A suicidal drunk. She also claims to be bisexual and threatens to leave her husband for a woman. But nobody sees that happening, because she’s a hypocrite. One day she loves women and the next she’s over them. I really just wish these two can figure out that they are not soulmates and just split already.

Jake: Bro I’m so Martha right now!
Mike: How many beers did you drink?

Jake: 4

Mike: Yeah..... you need to stop drinking now.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019