markiplier isnt real

He isn't real, it's just not true, too good to be true. If your here from years after, here's a bit of nostalgia <3

Markiplier and all of his friends and family telling the truth: Markiplier isnt real

by The truth about what is real January 8, 2021

Fake Markiplier Fans

Someone who is obsessed with markiplier (a famous youtuber) They think they know every single detail about him and when someone else doesn't know a little detail they call them fake fans and think they are superior to them.

Markiplier is a youtuber who has as of 09/12/16 around 14 million subscribers and is pretty famous. I talk to a few people who are obsessed with him and I think this should be a definition.

Fake Markiplier fans:
Girl 1: " Where's the blacksmith"
Girl 2: *stares at her*
Girl 1: " You don't know what that means?!?!? Your not a real markiplier fan if you don't know what that means, one day you'll know ALL the references like ME"
Girl 2: "......okay.."
*she's too obsessed with Mark*

by Blah_blah_boi September 12, 2016

shitty markiplier game

A crappy game that only a lets play Youtuber, such as Markiplier would ever play. Often "spooky" but not always.

Steam Reviewer: Spooky's House of Jumpscares is nothing but a shitty markiplier game

by Darc Matta August 10, 2017

Hello everybody my name is markiplier.

And welcome to five night's at freddy's.

"Hello everybody my name is markiplier."

"And welcome to five night's at freddy's."

"A indie horror game that you guys suggested."

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

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Person 1:Have you ever heard of Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier?
Person 2:What the fuck.

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by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022

markiplier

A youtuber man that plays

Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Phone starts to call

Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!!!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

Mark: Ah...

Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

Mark: Hm?

Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...

Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu...

by dr,kool June 20, 2023

Markiplier

A funny Youtuber until he became an insufferable political activist.

Markiplier is a shining example of why Youtubes shouldn't get political

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2024