a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes
by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022

by biancapalooza June 29, 2009

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
