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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
mugGet the pooning the loommug.

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes
After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter
by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024
mugGet the Loomes countermug.

Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022
mugGet the Looming brownmug.

loom nutt

someone who doesnt know what there doing and is extreamly ignorant
you dont know what your doing you loom nutt!!
by biancapalooza June 29, 2009
mugGet the loom nuttmug.

Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
mugGet the Looming Support Syndromemug.

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