Lactose Overload

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat

Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.

by justhatguy July 27, 2009

lichoudaris

Someone who can not play soccer to save their lives.
Someone who has no friends.

Lichoudaris, you suck!
That kid is such a lichoudaris.

by ZachStnz April 21, 2011

lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

Lactosesexual

The sexual attraction to milk and dairy products.

What should I do if my boyfriend is a lactosesexual?

by Faedom May 13, 2021

lactoseintoleranceism

Another word for the lactose intolerant

Jerry over there has lactoseintoleranceism, poor guy.

by Twix1188 June 12, 2022

licorice cookie

a cookie from cookie run:kingdom that should totally give me his gender.. cause i want it.
it's also canon that he has melanin. (like all the other cookies of darkness)
crk artists, i beg you to stop whitewashing him in drawings. he is not a pale and pasty pastry.
he is the supplier of my gender inspiration.

"do you know who licorice cookie is?"
"oh yea, you mean that really cool cookie from crk that DEFINITELY HAS MELANIN?"
"yea!!!"

by yellowfangapologist November 12, 2022

Licorice Allsorts

Literally - Liquorice allsorts (also spelled licorice allsorts) consist of a variety of liquorice candies sold as a mixture. These confections are made of liquorice, sugar, coconut, aniseed jelly, fruit flavourings, and gelatine

Alternately - A phrase used to describe somthing that has many different varieties and assortments.

I went to the store yesterday to buy apples and they had licorice allsorts to choose from.

by S. Jade February 19, 2009