jake

massive cock dude

that guy is definitely a jake.

by FatherShmeed December 27, 2020

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

jake

one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't

"hay, nice to meet you. whats your name?"

"jake"

"fuck off"

by buki is gay April 05, 2010

jake

A fucking dick~grabbig replica of michael jakcson.

Jake molested me, he sick and perverted.

by Blake Sutton June 13, 2005

jake

A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole

Omg that guy is so hot, but stay away from him he's a Jake!

by jakethejackass January 10, 2013

jake

a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.

I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.

by CINCINNATICRUNK June 04, 2007

jake

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

by Jake McClenahan May 25, 2005