innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs

Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.

by nanabaanan May 11, 2020

Innocent

Most people don’t know what it means to be innocent. Instead they believe three accusers begging for money and they have no facts. The fact, is that Michael Jackson is innocent. Proven by the jury and an FBI search of 10 years. Look into research. Goodbye

MJ is innocent

by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019

innocent

can do no wrong !!!!

silversurfer is so innocent !!!

by SilverSurfer May 13, 2005

innocent

Someone who hasn’t done anything with anyone. Nothing bad, this person just hasn’t kissed or held hands with anyone. They usually haven’t had a real girlfriend or boyfriend yet.

She never dated anyone... he’s really innocent. She obviously doesn’t know how to kiss.

by Crazynone July 11, 2019

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

Innocent

jon from eddsworld

jon is innocent bean

by Fandom Collecter March 21, 2021

I’m innocent!

An expression used by someone, sort of like a form of comical sarcasm, when they’ve clearly been caught red-handed doing something that otherwise may have gone unexpected. i.e. smoking or drinking

Jane: Who me? I’m innocent! Haha.

Crowd: Haha! Yeah. Right.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010