iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.

"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.

by a_guy521 August 22, 2024

Ipad Kid

anyone that was born after 2009 automatically becames a sticky ipad kid

oh you were born in 2009? ew, sticky little ipad kid

by allthecheesesticks March 19, 2022

IPad kid

Evan.

Even is such and iPad kid

by Lo_Paco December 19, 2023

ipad kid

paige f…

1: Ew is that person drinking milk

2: Yeah that’s Paige, the ipad kid.

by tavvvvvvvv March 21, 2022

Ipad kid

An iPad kid is Marco

“Marco the ipad kid only says ‘ur mom’ the whole day

by Jisoocanoodle May 7, 2022

iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.

man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".

With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025