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Mitch Hedberg

Probably one of the funniest comedians to ever stand on a stage and hold a microphone. His comedy was all over the place, had no real story line to it, but always made you laugh. Sadly though, Mitch died in 2005 of a heart complication.

Hopefully he's making funnies for God, Jesus, and all those bigshots up on the big stage in the sky. This deffinition is dedicated to you Mitch! You rock my socks!....Totally.

R.I.P. Mitch
Some infamous quotes from Mitch Hedberg::

"Some hotels don't have 13th floors because of supersticion...But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window of the 13th floor and you will die earlier."

"Rice is great if you want 2000 of something."

"It dosn't matter whether you're black, white, green, or purple...oh wait - green or purple? I think we have to draw the line somewhere. So the hell with purple people...Unless they're choking...then help 'em!"
by Rose-Colored-Glasses August 15, 2006
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Herbert Nenninger

The name of one of Bill's baby bunnies on the PBS animated children's show Curious George.
Mamma Bunny had seven babies: Fuzzy, Whitey, Brownie, Spotty, Black Ears, Cotton Tail, and Herbert Nenninger.
by Carole Krus February 26, 2009
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Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
by LNH2 January 16, 2009
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Herb

Slang term for Marijuana, often heard in Reggae music.
by Audiovista October 9, 2013
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Heber

Good looking guy, usually gets all the ladies in the room, he melts ice!! and loves music!
look at that heber, his soo hott i want him!!
by back in black September 11, 2010
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Prince Herbert

A young, effiminate prince being married against his will.

Just wants to sing.

Killed a man banging coconuts together.

Skilled at archery.

Attempts to run away with Sir Lancelot.

In Monty Python's Spamalot, marries Sir Lancelot.

My favorite character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
"I just want to... to SING!!!"
by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005
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heebee jeebees

A feeling that you get when you are with a person that you do not trust or are uncomfortable with.
I ALWAYS get the heebee jeebees when I'm with M.Escroc.

When I'm with her, do i give her the heebee jeebees?
by Despina897 May 21, 2010
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