Frosted Flakes

a sexual act where the man nuts on the woman's scalp, creating a shampoo like texture that exposes her dandruff hence the name.

"I fucked her real good and gave her frosted flakes."

by MajorGeneral November 23, 2020

Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.

Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.

by LazarusBob August 23, 2020

Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”

by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017

Frosted Flake

Alternative to snow flake, white people who don't realize they are racist. Much like frosted windows, you can't see past your own whiteness.

He thanked Abraham Lincoln for Black History month, wow what a frosted flake.

by Leonard Skinhard February 4, 2017

frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018

Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.

Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!

by DazenGuile December 30, 2020

Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent

I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake

by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018