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The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman is a variation of a Dutch oven, but instead of farting in a bed and covering the other person in the blanket you fart on a person while standing up then capture them with a blanket. Creating the action of the Flying Dutchman.
Kyle used the Flying Dutchman on me in the office this morning.
by Betycrocker8 October 17, 2025
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A sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze. One partner, either male of female, suspends themselves in the rigging stationary. The other partner aligns themselves properly with their partners sexual organs, only several feet away from a rig that can swing with the motion of the ship. The swaying motion of the ship will provide all the necessary force, and if the boat is swinging enough the partners can be brought together quite sharply. This formerly popular position had a status equivalent to that of the mile high club today, but with the fall of ocean travel it has become a rare occurrence.
The couple performed the flying Dutchmen high above the crowd of rowdy sailors.
by The Addict February 2, 2007
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The act of pooping while not touching the toilet sit. Normally in a sited position yet hovering over the toilet bowl with your arms extended forward for balance so your butt checks do not make contact with the toilet sit.
Pearson had to blast a duke at Taco Bell, once inside the bathroom stall he realized there were no ass gaskets left therefore he had to perform the flying dutchmen, now his legs are tired.
by Daedae84 March 5, 2009
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Flying Dutch Man

It is a person giving a Dutch Rudder. Instead of regularly doing a dutch rudder, u jump up and down, giving more power, and also looking like you are flying.
Wow, he wwas doing the Flying Dutch Man!!
by marmar556 June 2, 2010
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Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.
"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"

"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"
by T J W September 29, 2007
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The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line
Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017
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When he or she takes their scrotum, stretches it, flips it up against the penis, and exposes the vast display of veins under his or her sac.
Dude that bitch wouldn't give me head.

So what did you do?

I gave her the Flying Dutchmman.
by the_koenigger October 27, 2007
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