Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015

anthony james dewey

hes the best

girl: do yk anthony james dewey
man: no
girl: HOW?! hes the best

by thebestguyever1 January 7, 2022

Deweys Pub

An underground organization thats unknown to most of the world. The events that go on there are still and always will be a mystery. The Legend dates back to 1880 when Uncle Dewey eishenhower Started the original Gang Of Lager drinking Bandits.

Do you know of anything going on tonight?

Uhh I think Im just gonna go to Deweys Pub.

by Dewey livingston August 25, 2008

Dewei

Dewei Forward!

Dewei will show us Dewei Forward!

by vickysfan January 30, 2022

Dewey Cocks

A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.

Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.

by Perras Amor Drama May 7, 2018

The Sleepy Dewey

When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.

"I have been struggling to fall asleep, I think I might have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight....

by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023

Dewey

A person who will constantly tell you to get serious, and one who uses 'serious' in everyday language.

The Dewey of the class said to his immature classmates: "Seriously guys, seriously."

by siaranlover June 17, 2018