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dereck

everyone wants a dereck
by dereck i loooovoe u August 19, 2009
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Dereck

Dereck's are intelligent men who are honor bound to what they say. A Dereck you see on the street is not the Dereck you will see in a bar. He wears many faces. If you are a close friend of a Dereck you will know that they are someone you could rely on. Something to look for is the cockiness of this man, for he will over exaggerate his experiences, and make it seem like he is the best. Well ... thats because he is. Moral judgement and a strength of will is compensation for not going with his gut feeling on any givin situation. All around good guy but, lacks the ability to be social at any given time.
Jessica frowned with dissatisfaction at Karli, "I don't get it ... He a genuine nice guy when we are hanging out with each other one on one, but when he's with his friends ... it seems like he makes jokes just to get the laugh even if it's on me."
Karli nodded with understanding, for she has dealt with many Derecks before, "Sounds like a regular asshole to me."
by Dereck Kavalich October 17, 2008
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snake derick

When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.

Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.

Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.
Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"

Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"

Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "Cunt"
by Iplegend April 12, 2008
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Derick

Possibly the greatest thing created by god him self, aka gods child
Boy:Hey did you here about derick
Girl:NO
Boy:I heard he ended world hunger
by derick lopez January 23, 2009
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Derick Rose Syndrome

A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury
Donkeyteeth has a severe case of Derick Rose Syndrome.
by 1027xboxbongfabreeze March 3, 2015
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Derecho

A derecho is a widespread fast moving squall line of thunderstorms. On average it travels 60 MPH taking approximately 12 hours to travel from Chicago to New York City. It accompanies mainly high winds due to its speed, intense lightning/ thunder and downpour. Sometimes have a wind sheer that can produce a tornado. The shape usually is a bow echo (looks like a bow on radar) or backwards "C."
Derecho Wind Downpour Squall Line Weather Bow Echo Tornado
by weirdalfan1980 June 28, 2013
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dericious

dat foo was so dericious.
by averageasian January 1, 2009
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