dāvids

Dāvids is a kind and intelligent guy, he's the walking definition of comedy and he'll always lighten up your day. Be sure to check on your friend Dāvids, every funny friend suffers!

He also has the biggest and thickest dick and is the best in bed.

Damn, Dāvids today? He's wearing great sweatpants, I can't stop looking!

by Hmmmmmmmhphm November 21, 2021

Dāvids

David is very interesting and insane. He enjoys spending time with friends, he can sometimes act as an agent and do everything according to plan. If he is your sister or sometimes brother. He will motivate you and teach you to live. He rarely leads himself funny, he is more often stupid to show that he is his own from the block. He probably has a taxi, sorry, sorry dog. He also has access to Minecraft on the computer in which he plays with his punches. His name is called fool because he is. He also likes Dimitry. Also he have poop eyes color but still looks great with hes head and ass. Last point, he has muscles everywhere, (theres no dot because he is infinitive)

Dāvids is for street poopout :)

by Pаtrick November 22, 2021

dāvids

Dāvids is the big brains of every developer team. Especially of Estoties.

Dàvids: There is solution for this ..
Dāvids: There is no Lava underwater.

by Lvkz November 25, 2021

davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.

Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!

by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021

Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home

Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day

by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022